My Thursday 13 Celebrity Shopping Quotes
Okay, I always mean to do these but when I remember, it’s usually Friday. But today, I am ahead of the game and I’m done. Today’s theme… shopping humor.
1. I have enough money to last me the rest of my
life, unless I buy something.
- Jackie Mason
2. “Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.”
Jon Anderson
3. “I’m shopping around for something to do that no one will like.”
Jerry Garcia
4. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
– Bo Derek
5. If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
O’Brian’s Law
6. “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
Oscar Wilde
7. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Henny Youngman
8. Christmas Shopping: Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find one gift that you didn’t have to dust, that had to be used right away, that was practical, fit everyone, was personal and would be remembered for a long time? I penciled in “Gift certificate for a flu shot.”
- Erma Bombeck
9.You don’t have to be wealthy to have three or four… women collect eyewear these days like they collect handbags.
Vera Wang
10. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
Unknown
11. I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor: Rich is better.
Sophie Tucker
12. I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
e e cummings
13. Before you condemn someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Unknown
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